Yoo hoo Shirleen!
You simply must fill us in on your new beau. He sounds like an absolutely dream boat. Is he a good kisser? Is he husband material? Do you realize that if you married him and turned Jewish that would...
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No thank you, dear! I prefer my "nagila" slathered with Hellmann's!
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Tomorrow I'm spending the WHOLE afternoon helping her make SHABBUS dinner (she's the BEST cook)!
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Shirleen Hicks wrote: Tomorrow I'm spending the WHOLE afternoon helping her make SHABBUS dinner (she's the BEST cook)! I am so happy for you! You'll make the perfect daughter-in-law for the perfect...
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Luanne Hicks wrote: Puffy, I pray to Jesus that you will drown in the Lake of Fire! Why are you being such a klafte? You should be schmaltzing that your daughter has found such a nice boy and with...
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Viscountess Gloria Puffy Breem wrote: Why are you being such a klafte? You should be schmaltzing that your daughter has found such a nice boy and with such a good job. Now there's something you rarely...
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I'm glad you recognize the words, you'll be hearing a lot of them at temple on Saturdays.
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Sorry, dear! I was just responding to Puffy's snarkiness and went a bit over the edge! But back to the subject at hand! Mrs. Birnbaum used to say that Jewish men make the best husbands (even Caroline...
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You're RIGHT Mrs. Yenta! Arlene is the BEST! She can't WAIT to meet Mother!
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You'd better look out dear - if Arlene is one of those people who believe "if you want to see what the girl will be like in 20 or 30 years, look at the mother", she'll be against this marriage after...
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Elopement? That would be out of the question! Shirleen deserves a big fancy wedding at the Beverly Garland's Holiday Inn!
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If they want they can get married at Breem Manor. The gardens are lovely with all the colorful flowers. We can even arrange forSir Jonathan Sacks, the Chief Rabbi of Great Britain to officiate! How...
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We can stomp on our wine glasses to symbolize the breaking of Shirleen's....oh, never mind.
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It's to scare away the evil spirits dear (who knew there was such a thing as Jewish evil spirits?)!
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Mrs McNamara wrote: We can stomp on our wine glasses to symbolize the breaking of Shirleen's....oh, never mind. Her what? What are you saying? What has Shirleen broken? Poor thing. I hope whatever it...
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Donna dear, perhaps Shirleen will invite you to sing at her wedding! Do you know any Jewish tunes?
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